Quoted: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. & The Winter Soldier

I'm here today to share some of my favorite quotes from the show and movie I shared this week.  There was one quote from Agents of Shield that is my favorite, but I couldn't remember it completely, and I've skipped through several episodes trying to find it, so if I do remember it, I'll share it.  'Cause it's good.  

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Maria Hill: What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?
Grant Ward: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Maria: And what does that mean to you?
Ward: It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out "shield." [Hill gives him a look] ...It means we're the line between the world and the much weirder world.  We protect people from news they aren't ready to hear.  And when we can't do that, we keep them safe.

Fitz: Are you mental?  I did explain what I meant using the Queen's bloody English!
Ward: I use normal English.  Words like "duck" and "run" and "might blow us to pieces."
Fitz: Congratulations, Agent Ward, you managed to string three words together in a sentence.

Ward: ...I call, and raise a hundred.
Fitz: Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?
Ward: By losing?
Fitz: You have a tell.  A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing.  If I watch you carefully... [Louder, into his earpiece] If I watch you carefully...
Skye: Oh, sorry.  One minute. [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses] You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?
Fitz: ...I fold, you win [Leaves]

Skye: Did you just give me a compliment?
Ward: I - no, I made a comment.
Skye: A kind one.  Did it physically hurt to do that?  Do you need an ice pack? [Ward smiles]
Skye: Wow!  A compliment and a smile.

Coulson: I can't think of a single time when anything alien in human hands ended well.
Skye: Wouldn't mind getting my human hands on Thor.  He's so dreamy...
Coulson: Sure, he's handsome, but –
May: No.  He's dreamy.  [Walks on.  The other two stare after her, somewhat surprised.]

The Winter Soldier

[about to fight a squadron of black ops]
Steve Rogers: Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

Natasha Romanoff: Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil. 
Steve Rogers: That's hilarious.

Natasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn to steal a car? 
Steve Rogers: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing. Get your feet off the dash.

Natasha Romanoff: Kiss me.
Steve Rogers: What?
Natasha Romanoff: Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.
Steve Rogers: Yes, they do.
[Natasha grabs and kisses Rogers, causing a passing Rumlow to look away uncomfortably]
Natasha Romanoff: [uncomfortable herself] You still uncomfortable?
Steve Rogers: [even more uncomfortable] That's not exactly the word I would use.

Steve Rogers: Attention all S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, this is Steve Rogers. You're heard a lot about me over the last few days. Some of you were even ordered to hunt me down. But I think it's time to tell the truth. S.H.I.E.L.D. is not what we thought it was. It's been taken over by HYDRA. Alexander Pierce is their leader. The S.T.R.I.K.E. and Insight crew are HYDRA as well. I don't know how many more, but I know they're in the building. They could be standing right next to you. They almost have what they want. Absolute control. They shot Nick Fury. And it won't end there. If you launch those helicarriers today, HYDRA will be able to kill anyone that stands in their way. Unless we stop them. I know I'm asking a lot. But the price of freedom is high. It always has been. And it's a price I'm willing to pay. And if I'm the only one, then so be it. But I'm willing to bet I'm not. 

I hope you enjoyed reading some of these quotes.  Come Monday, I'll begin reviewing the books for this month!  Thanks for reading!  Ella

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